Silly fun times

Silly fun times

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

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come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds

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GOD DAMN IT

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i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much

(via clothesisfortheweak)

fire-i-s-catching:

Colin O’Donoghue, Once Upon a Time - 4.04
fire-i-s-catching:

Colin O’Donoghue, Once Upon a Time - 4.04
fire-i-s-catching:

Colin O’Donoghue, Once Upon a Time - 4.04
fire-i-s-catching:

Colin O’Donoghue, Once Upon a Time - 4.04

fire-i-s-catching:

Colin O’Donoghue, Once Upon a Time - 4.04

smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

(via dora-the-back-door-explorer)

hermionemollycharliepond:

just-raowolf:

edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

We had to do this and I was partnered with a boy whose parents are a scientist and a doctor. My family spawned the book: Top Drawer Villain - autobiography of a London criminal.
First of all, we had to choose where we would shop. He wanted to buy from Booths. “We are not buying from Booths," I snapped. "Get on Asda’s website right now." His face froze.
“A-Asda?" he whispered. "But that’s where… The Lower Classes shop.”
This was a good start.
We then had to decide on a menu. We started on breakfast. “Toast," he said.
“Toast," I said. "Great. Look, Asda has its own wholemeal—”
“Warburton’s thick-slice white bread. Nothing else. With olive oil.”
“You WHAT?" I choked. "You have olive oil, on your toast, in the morning?”
He frowned. “Who doesn’t?”
“Okay," I said, "but what will the children eat?”
He gaped at me. “The children? We have children?”
We continued. All was well until it came to what we would have on our sandwiches. We even sorted out the children’s lunch - they, of course, would get free school meals. “Yes," he agreed; "if we can’t even afford Bertolli then they can get school meals on the government.”
He asked what dressing we should have on our ham. “Nuh-uh," I said. "Can’t have ham. I’m vegetarian.”
“But I’m not.”
“Yes, but we’re married and we can only afford one sandwich filler so it has to be vege—”
“We’re married!?”
“Of course we’re married! You’re devout Christian - how do you think I convinced you to have children?”
He shook his head, frowning. “Well I want ham. You’ll have to put back the washing powder - I need ham on my sandwiches.”
We continued. Finally, it was dinner. “Okay," he said, clearly thinking hard; "for dinner, we can have… Chicken nuggets and… Beans?”
“Vegetarian.”
“Vegetarian nuggets then. And beans.”
“We need vegetables. The children have to have a balanced diet.”
“You and your children!" he yelled, and the whole class looked around.
“They’re your children too!" I screamed back.
He leapt to his feet, shaking his head and looking distraught. “I don’t believe it - I don’t believe you! I wouldn’t have your children!”
“Please," I cried, standing up also. "Don’t—”
“I want a divorce!”
And he walked out of the classroom.
The teacher stood up and stared between me and the door through which he had vanished. “I’m sorry," I whispered, "but we couldn’t do it any more. There were just too many differences - I can’t live with someone who thinks champagne is a budget.”
I can’t wait to see this guy when he gets to university.

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hermionemollycharliepond:

just-raowolf:

edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

We had to do this and I was partnered with a boy whose parents are a scientist and a doctor. My family spawned the book: Top Drawer Villain - autobiography of a London criminal.

First of all, we had to choose where we would shop. He wanted to buy from Booths. “We are not buying from Booths," I snapped. "Get on Asda’s website right now." His face froze.

A-Asda?" he whispered. "But that’s where… The Lower Classes shop.

This was a good start.

We then had to decide on a menu. We started on breakfast. “Toast," he said.

Toast," I said. "Great. Look, Asda has its own wholemeal—

Warburton’s thick-slice white bread. Nothing else. With olive oil.

You WHAT?" I choked. "You have olive oil, on your toast, in the morning?

He frowned. “Who doesn’t?

Okay," I said, "but what will the children eat?

He gaped at me. “The children? We have children?

We continued. All was well until it came to what we would have on our sandwiches. We even sorted out the children’s lunch - they, of course, would get free school meals. “Yes," he agreed; "if we can’t even afford Bertolli then they can get school meals on the government.

He asked what dressing we should have on our ham. “Nuh-uh," I said. "Can’t have ham. I’m vegetarian.

But I’m not.

Yes, but we’re married and we can only afford one sandwich filler so it has to be vege—

We’re married!?

Of course we’re married! You’re devout Christian - how do you think I convinced you to have children?

He shook his head, frowning. “Well I want ham. You’ll have to put back the washing powder - I need ham on my sandwiches.

We continued. Finally, it was dinner. “Okay," he said, clearly thinking hard; "for dinner, we can have… Chicken nuggets and… Beans?

Vegetarian.

Vegetarian nuggets then. And beans.

We need vegetables. The children have to have a balanced diet.

You and your children!" he yelled, and the whole class looked around.

They’re your children too!" I screamed back.

He leapt to his feet, shaking his head and looking distraught. “I don’t believe it - I don’t believe you! I wouldn’t have your children!

Please," I cried, standing up also. "Don’t—

I want a divorce!

And he walked out of the classroom.

The teacher stood up and stared between me and the door through which he had vanished. “I’m sorry," I whispered, "but we couldn’t do it any more. There were just too many differences - I can’t live with someone who thinks champagne is a budget.

I can’t wait to see this guy when he gets to university.

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(via roseonabeach)

kirschtein-relatable:

cedrikaprovencher:

landorus:

i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that

les anglophones volent des mots à d’autres langues puis chialent parce qu’ils ne sont pas orthographiés comme ils le voudraient

IM GONNA REBLOG THIS POST UNTIL I DIE IM CRYING 

(via theoriginalspike)

solsikkepop:

justspirky:

This is not a photo manipulated picture. This is one of many of our fallen soldiers. Their remains are gathered up and bagged and sold as some merchandise like their lives are some sick joke.
With your help, we can end this disgrace and bring these fallen warriors home to their families instead of placed on shelves.

You know what I’m starting to think you guys aren’t even being sarcastic with this anymore

solsikkepop:

justspirky:

This is not a photo manipulated picture. This is one of many of our fallen soldiers. Their remains are gathered up and bagged and sold as some merchandise like their lives are some sick joke.

With your help, we can end this disgrace and bring these fallen warriors home to their families instead of placed on shelves.

You know what I’m starting to think you guys aren’t even being sarcastic with this anymore

(via radiolightning)

onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive
onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

(via bealiveplaydead)

stephhloveeee:

kayleesprettypinkdress:

iwillhalloweenyou:

illusionsarearoundme:

adamagedgood:

Easy A is too funny to cope

This film is the best omg

Every time she says she has a complete lack of allure I laugh and then cry because Emma Stone.

this is our generations high school movie

Fucking love this movie
stephhloveeee:

kayleesprettypinkdress:

iwillhalloweenyou:

illusionsarearoundme:

adamagedgood:

Easy A is too funny to cope

This film is the best omg

Every time she says she has a complete lack of allure I laugh and then cry because Emma Stone.

this is our generations high school movie

Fucking love this movie
stephhloveeee:

kayleesprettypinkdress:

iwillhalloweenyou:

illusionsarearoundme:

adamagedgood:

Easy A is too funny to cope

This film is the best omg

Every time she says she has a complete lack of allure I laugh and then cry because Emma Stone.

this is our generations high school movie

Fucking love this movie
stephhloveeee:

kayleesprettypinkdress:

iwillhalloweenyou:

illusionsarearoundme:

adamagedgood:

Easy A is too funny to cope

This film is the best omg

Every time she says she has a complete lack of allure I laugh and then cry because Emma Stone.

this is our generations high school movie

Fucking love this movie
stephhloveeee:

kayleesprettypinkdress:

iwillhalloweenyou:

illusionsarearoundme:

adamagedgood:

Easy A is too funny to cope

This film is the best omg

Every time she says she has a complete lack of allure I laugh and then cry because Emma Stone.

this is our generations high school movie

Fucking love this movie
stephhloveeee:

kayleesprettypinkdress:

iwillhalloweenyou:

illusionsarearoundme:

adamagedgood:

Easy A is too funny to cope

This film is the best omg

Every time she says she has a complete lack of allure I laugh and then cry because Emma Stone.

this is our generations high school movie

Fucking love this movie
stephhloveeee:

kayleesprettypinkdress:

iwillhalloweenyou:

illusionsarearoundme:

adamagedgood:

Easy A is too funny to cope

This film is the best omg

Every time she says she has a complete lack of allure I laugh and then cry because Emma Stone.

this is our generations high school movie

Fucking love this movie
stephhloveeee:

kayleesprettypinkdress:

iwillhalloweenyou:

illusionsarearoundme:

adamagedgood:

Easy A is too funny to cope

This film is the best omg

Every time she says she has a complete lack of allure I laugh and then cry because Emma Stone.

this is our generations high school movie

Fucking love this movie
stephhloveeee:

kayleesprettypinkdress:

iwillhalloweenyou:

illusionsarearoundme:

adamagedgood:

Easy A is too funny to cope

This film is the best omg

Every time she says she has a complete lack of allure I laugh and then cry because Emma Stone.

this is our generations high school movie

Fucking love this movie

stephhloveeee:

kayleesprettypinkdress:

iwillhalloweenyou:

illusionsarearoundme:

adamagedgood:

Easy A is too funny to cope

This film is the best omg

Every time she says she has a complete lack of allure I laugh and then cry because Emma Stone.

this is our generations high school movie

Fucking love this movie

(via sherlocksangelinwonderland)

oceanashenue:

so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”

(via thedoctorheart)

wakethosewhoslumber:

blua:

this is why she is the queen of genovia

this is why she is the queen of genovia
wakethosewhoslumber:

blua:

this is why she is the queen of genovia

this is why she is the queen of genovia
wakethosewhoslumber:

blua:

this is why she is the queen of genovia

this is why she is the queen of genovia
wakethosewhoslumber:

blua:

this is why she is the queen of genovia

this is why she is the queen of genovia
wakethosewhoslumber:

blua:

this is why she is the queen of genovia

this is why she is the queen of genovia
wakethosewhoslumber:

blua:

this is why she is the queen of genovia

this is why she is the queen of genovia
wakethosewhoslumber:

blua:

this is why she is the queen of genovia

this is why she is the queen of genovia
wakethosewhoslumber:

blua:

this is why she is the queen of genovia

this is why she is the queen of genovia

wakethosewhoslumber:

blua:

this is why she is the queen of genovia

this is why she is the queen of genovia

(via patronuswolfsbane)

lahmps:

i swear to fucking god if any of you annoying teenagers come to my house on Halloween and say “twerk or treat” i will literally travel through the depths of hell and find the most nasty ass tootsie roll thats available and drop it into your tacky ass, cum stained, pillow case

(via superduperjess)

seanbeanisaredshirt:

harokissmile:

ksteeno:

spoookyscary:

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.
The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.
The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.
Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.
Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”
When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.
Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

what did i just read

Irish women are strong as fuck

I’m Irish and I can conclude that we are motherfucking metal

seanbeanisaredshirt:

harokissmile:

ksteeno:

spoookyscary:

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.

The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.

The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.

Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.

Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”

When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.

Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

what did i just read

Irish women are strong as fuck

I’m Irish and I can conclude that we are motherfucking metal

(via shelikesdragons)

tastefullyoffensive:

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