Fact: Just being around a pansexual can increase someone’s cuteness exponentially, as pansexuals radiate cuteness everywhere they go.
guess that rules me out as being pan because I am not cute
Fact: If you are pansexual, you ARE cute. Pansexual Government has declared that every pansexual is “a lil cutie” and “deserves love every day”. While all human beings are in some way cute, this is amplified for pansexuals.